Paul Salzman
I am the Consultant to the World.
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What movie should we go watch tonight?
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Crazy! There's lines out in front of the Apple Store!!
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Happy Christmas to every one of my friends and family around the world. Glad to know you all!
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Happy Christmas morning to my European friends!
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Where's the opt-out document for Christmas? I need to prepare that form for next year.
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On window of West Coast Chopper's famous Long Beach, in large letters, "Santa is Fake," adored with a red-eyed skull. LOL
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Holy economic downturn, Batman! Everyone's shopping at the Apple Store this season. Place is packed!
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Countdown to Christmas Day: T -5 days. Do you have all your presents wrapped?
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OMG, I'm so friggin' hungry!